charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

(via cumfessions)

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Posted
2 weeks ago
lysistratas:

either my chem teacher didnt read my about me paragraph or he just really doesnt care

lysistratas:

either my chem teacher didnt read my about me paragraph or he just really doesnt care

(Source: lysistratas-moved, via cumfessions)

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223831
Posted
2 weeks ago

lindsaylohoean:

"get your facts straight"

why not get your facts gay u homophobic piece of shit

(Source: lindsaylohoean, via cumfessions)

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112907
Posted
2 weeks ago
illidanstormragethebetrayer:

tubbisthegreat:

Just us decorating the tree this year. No biggie

You are prepared.


This is my brothers and my tree. With almost 800 notes. I was not prepared. (

illidanstormragethebetrayer:

tubbisthegreat:

Just us decorating the tree this year. No biggie

You are prepared.

This is my brothers and my tree. With almost 800 notes. I was not prepared. (

(via astard)

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785
Posted
2 weeks ago
ideal-fatalist:

ice-sandwiches:

It looks like a cat version of Toothless.

Clawless

ideal-fatalist:

ice-sandwiches:

It looks like a cat version of Toothless.

Clawless

(Source: theartofdysfunction, via astard)

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351137
Posted
2 weeks ago
tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via astard)

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120124
Posted
2 weeks ago

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

(Source: sunndogg, via cumfessions)

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1073404
Posted
2 weeks ago
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